shitedom

a realm that exists within every activity where the perp is no good

pinkney - 'weve been playin this footy match for 15 mins and no one has scored yet'

bellis - 'aye'

nathan - 'ya both belong in shitedom, yer crap at fifa'

gav - 'hahahahahahahaha'

by slipperyjoe December 15, 2009

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shitegrity

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

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shatequate

When something is intended to be done poorly, and is accomplished perfectly.

I made a shatequate chair for my step-mom to tilt forward just enough to see some cleavage; I did a shatequate job raking so I wouldn't have to do it next time.

by aguynotinuse April 26, 2011

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A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.

Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!

by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011

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