When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
Get the r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol mug.Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.
It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.
It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.
There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.
It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.
It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.
There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.
The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.
by FNTSHT February 18, 2010
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"shittingdicknipples shittingdicknipples" repeated over and over again.
by Craig ARC September 24, 2006
Get the shittingdicknipples mug.More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.
People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the shitbird mug.Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.
by LAUREN TOLOCZKO January 2, 2008
Get the shitbitchfuckingasshole mug.When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.
by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010
Get the Are you shitting inside of me? mug.When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008
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