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Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.
Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".
by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011
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Shenga

You're fat.

Shenga!
by Ice Cube On The Flag March 13, 2009
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Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"
If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!
by poopschmit July 1, 2008
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Shangalang

When you rip someone's cock and nuts off with your bare teeth.
"If you're not bloody careful I'll have to give you the old shangalang!"
by C.Manne May 5, 2020
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shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled
"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"
by RandomPaul April 18, 2007
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Shanghai Meat Spin

When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.
Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?

Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin
by JohnnyBoy6969 February 24, 2010
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Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.
Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?
by T3n5oR October 15, 2008
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