shedknob

a person who lives in a shed and plays his x box 360 all the time

lee stockwell is a shedknob

by sheddy159 March 19, 2010

Shed Bombing

The act of one person taking a massive dump upon another's bare arse.

John : Has Ron passed out again?! He's always getting so wasted!
Smith : I suggest we shed bomb him. That'll wake the fucker up!

Newsreporter : after the recent rise in shed bombing, police are urging caution and vast suppies of toilet paper.

by loversalways December 5, 2010

shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

shedboy

A boy whose dad locks him in the shed , his dad is a convicted pedophile . He thinks he is a bad cunt but is really a lesbicoon , will staunch up to you if you slap him but will bitch it if your actually gonna hit him

stupid fuken shedboy go get fucked by your pedophile dad

by superduperasianguy October 14, 2011

Seiders

A last name or a nick name of an individual who does not know when to quit. A social climber who is not having any success, who also has a tendency to label everything.

He is...That guy...also know as the most Uninteresting Man in the world, or the spokes person for Uno Equis.

Situation: Looking for an office item in an area of major familiarity

Seiders: Can I help you with that? I mean I've been here for 3 months and you've been here for three years but I know things around here a bit better

Me: No, I'm good, I got it.

Seiders: Are you sure? Are you looking for a stapler or folder? Do you need help with the printer/copier at all?

Me: Dude, seriously...I'm good...

by antsthatfarmforknowledge April 10, 2012

Shedgie

A shirt wedgie

Yo this fat dudes shirt is vacuum sealed in his ass. He got a shedgie

by ChinotheJet March 15, 2015

Shaids

A word used to describe the syndrome of AIDS passed along by Charlie Sheen after his mental breakdown of "Winning"

The rumor is Charlie is writing a book about his victims " 50 Shaids of AIDS "

by Simba_Jamesd_1989 March 23, 2016