Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

the shadow delegate

a group of bandits that play pokemon games and target people for their own laughs

Person 1: omg its the shadow delegate
Person 2: man are they going to target us for their own laughs

by TheShadowDelegate June 4, 2018

Shadow Cuck

This is when your female is thinking about the likes of your neighbor Dave or Gerald whilst in the midst of the lovemaking act. Looking in your females eyes and knowing you’re being shadow cucked can lead to instantaneous orgasm.

Greg couldn’t come over and cuck me last night... fortunately Linda was wishing for him and shadow cucked me so I could get mine.

by Shadow cuck May 21, 2019

Shadow cucked

When you get cucked but don’t realize it.

“I liked her so much that I blocked out the idea of My girlfriend fucking that bald doctor until I accidentally caught her in the act. I guess I got shadow cucked for over 5 years now.

by Mr balls 2.0 December 28, 2021

Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.

Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.

by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023

shade shadow

Someone who is so shady that everywhere they go, shade follows them like a shadow. cast shade, shade, shadow, side eye, shadey, underhanded, doing people dirty, dirtbag, doing wrong, bad person, throwing shade, slim shadey

Kelly has got a permanent shade shadow that follows her everywhere she goes, she's done so many people wrong.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2017

spoonie shadow

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....

" Spoonie Shadow is the real slim shady"
"i know"

by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015