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sebastian stan 

he is the cutest man on earth. he is a religion. we should all worship him. idk why he is so perfect not that im complaining but he is too good to be true, i mean he is 6"0, if your're 5"3 TAALLL, his face is has more structure than your life and yk everything.
real story
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last

5 years later...

me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
sebastian stan by SS-TH-BORHAP-LM September 21, 2020

Sebastian Walker

Duplicity Harry's real name. He's been betraying all of us all this time...
"Wait what... Harry from Duplicity is actually called Sebastian Walker?"

"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."
Sebastian Walker by julez <3 April 12, 2021

Sebastian Bach 

Ex-vocalist of Skid Row. Currently on tour as a solo act. Very attractive and the Skid Row sucks without him. Has two children, London and Paris and a tattoo on his forearm that says "Youth Gone Wild." Currently performs on Broadway
18 and Life
Slave to the Grind
I Remember You
Youth Gone Wild
Sebastian Bach by Blurgh May 3, 2005

Sebastian Olzanski 

Mostly classified as a sexy, good-looking mother fucker. He acts like a blonde sometimes, but people love it.
"Hey that's Sebastian Olzanski! He's fucking sexy!"
Sebastian Olzanski by BillyBobBaby December 6, 2014

Sebastian Bach 

Born Sebastian Bierk, was lead singer of the heavy metal band Skid Row from 1986 to around 1995 when he was kicked out of the band.

One of the best metal singers ever.
Dude #1: wow that guy really knows how to sing
Dude #2: he's no Sebastian Bach
Dude #1: Sebastian who?
Dude #2: *shocked* wow dude, you deserve to die.
Sebastian Bach by RubyMoon April 19, 2005

Sebastian stan 

extreme confusion with everything that’s going on
person 1: that girls weird she never knows what’s going on
person 2: she’s such a sebastian stan
person 3: i am too!