Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

shitting up

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.

Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.

by TheGamingGamer1 April 25, 2014

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017

shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

shitting while everyone watching you

its explin its own

me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021

Scrunting

When a partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming, will your mom scrunting into my cake again this year?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022

fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008