Dylan Schall

1. Someone with cool shoes.
2. A person who has shoes that you want.

He has Dylan Schall shoes.

by Sneakercrazy February 28, 2010

Shellacking

1. A Heavy Defeat of one political party over another due by unfavorable actions of said party.

"I'm not recommending for every future president to take a shellacking like I did last night. I'm sure there are easier ways to learn those lessons" ~BHO

by G-Pizzle November 5, 2010

Double Pearl Shell

A sexual manouver involving the two ears of the female. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he begins his ejaculation in one ear of the female and quickly moves to the other one. So, after the ejaculation, the female has semen in both of her ears.

The female then begins to lose balance (because of the fluid in her ear) and begins to stumble around and eventually falls on the ground.

The pearl shells are symbolic of her semen filled ears.

"That bitch wont be getting up for a while after that badboy"

"That's when it hit me. i felt a certain stickiness in my ear and noticed both those fuckers had finished in my there. double pearl shell again"

by Deanuy January 19, 2009

Oyster in a Half Shell

Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.

Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"

A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.

Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado May 21, 2008

curt schilling

one of the greatest pitchers of out time. also a fan of the ever popular online rpg everquestII

Curt Schilling struck out Derek Jeter and Jeter started to shout.

by Marco Vinci April 30, 2005

Shellaced

A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.

by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005

Schmello Yello

SM's pronounciation of Yello Dello.

SM:Schmeldldldo delldo!
Marzipan: What?
SM: Schmello Yello!
Marzipan: What'd you say? Schmello Yello?
SM: yeldo deldo...
Marzipan: what?
SM: Uh... homestar.
Marzipan: Im Marzipan.

by Daniel December 9, 2003