Scapegoat

The one that takes the fall for something negative while the others escape.

The others ended up looking like innocent bystanders in comparison to the scapegoat.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show

I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.

by T-D May 10, 2016

Maddoff Scale

A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.

In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.

by Papa Jizzly January 30, 2009

Lesbiotic Scale

The measurement by which a lesbian rates anything.

Man A: "Hey man, did you see that girl with the nice ass?"
Lesbian B: (the user of the lesbiotic scale): "Yeah, I'd give it a 9"
Man A: "Out of 10?"
Lesbian A: "No, she's referring to the lesbiotic scale"

by D. Davis December 9, 2008

The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)

justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve

by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010

Scale

Scottish word for spill, usually used when talking about tea or glass of soft drink.

"Watch yae don't scale that tea!"

by TheDude89 September 26, 2009

scap

Can be used as either a verb (to scap) or as a noun (a scap). The action of taking or asking for things without reciprocating or payment, or a person who does so.

Hank always asks for gum and never gives me any, he is such a scap.

No you may not scap beer off of me again Erica, buy your own.

by Carolyn K November 15, 2005