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Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.
What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Salisbury University

Isolated in the middle of nowhere getting here is impossible if you do not own a car. It is literally an island in the middle of nowhere. Essentially no public transportation exists here. To add to this, do well in high school because you will sincerely regret coming here. Although, there are some good people, they are rare to find. The girls here are mostly unattractive or extremely slutty. Do not live in Dogwood Village, it is a hell hole because of the construction with literally paper sheets separating you from your neighbor. You can hear entire conversations through the wall. Even though, people are aware of this, they still scream, wake people up at three in the morning or play stereo music full blast until that time during final exams. The funny part is that they don't expect you to complain. Coming here taught me that you need to be extremely self-reliant and independent if you are going to survive. Do not trust anyone except for yourself because they will literally take advantage of your kindness and eat you alive here. Expect many people to be cyber addicts and care more about their electronics than the person next to them. If you want to survive here do not attempt at getting a girlfriend because they are mostly slutty, revengeful, and ignorant. Ignore the occasional bullies and death threats because you're already in jail, so it doesn't make a difference.
Salisbury University, sounds like a scary place, stay away from those Salisbury girls, I heard many of them are evil and fake as shit! Salisbury University, where intellectuals come to die. Salisbury University, dragging the country down one overdose at a time. Salisbury University, a twirling Hell Storm where the food is very disgusting.
by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018
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Salisbury University

A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!
by dfhhfsfhjvxc November 18, 2019
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sabtisha

Light Skin Black Ting with one Huuuugggggeee BOTTOM and a retarded piercing thas briused cus she keeps touching it!

A Sabtisha sits alone in Cafes sniffing stale milk!

Sabtishas dance like a "white girls".
Look at that "Sabtisha" (in reference to loner in cafe)

Check out her "Sabtisha" (In reference to "white girl dancing")

Yoooooo check out that girls Sabtisha. (In reference to a girls bottom)
by Shireen and Lauren January 6, 2008
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sarisa

Daniel- I was with Sarisa last night she perfect
Becca-Sarisa only like man!
by Jsierrat February 18, 2018
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satisfice

to sacrifice oneself in order to satisfy somebody.
He is a sort of person who always satisfices.
by uttam maharjan March 7, 2011
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satisfier

I got her with the satisfier.
by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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