Milky Salmon

When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk
1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me

2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon

3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
by Milky Salmon December 21, 2017
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Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.
by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011
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slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 06, 2022
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Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.
"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
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Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.
BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)
by Blue eyed bitch May 11, 2017
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Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse
Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital
by The Fish Fingerer October 30, 2018
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Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.
We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night
by LordKillington November 08, 2020
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