yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

by Morgellons March 6, 2025

Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm

David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Uligang (Symphalangus syndactylus)

A type of hyper talkative loud black monkey

noun. A large, arboreal, black-furred gibbon native to the forests of Indonesia, Malaysia, and Thailand, Philippines characterized by a massive gular sac (throat pouch) used to produce exceptionally loud, resonant vocalizations. Unlike other gibbons, the siamang possesses a specialized membrane between the second and third toes and is noted for its highly social, "talkative" nature within family groups. asking a lot of questions

He moves alot like a "Uligang (Symphalangus syndactylus)"

by TheCreeperGuy January 7, 2026

5th mahler symphony

A pain in the ass

Man last night I tried to fix my bike, it was a total 5th mahler symphony.

by Анал_таня November 25, 2016

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020

Revenge of the Syph

Drug resistant strain of a sexual disease, particularly Syphilis.

I thought they'd cured my STD but the force is strong in this one; it just keeps coming back . . . Must be The Revenge of the Syph.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022