swtbfd

So what’s the big fucking deal?

You banged Suzie Slut. SWTBFD?

by Jim Shoo August 1, 2019

Swtfyd

Stop what the fuck your doing

Swtfyd he cheating on you

by Hohoeeeemarryyx-mas November 30, 2019

STAF

Stands for: Stupid as fuck

Dude 1: Dude did you see that rhinosaur.
Dude 2: Nigga you staf, that’s a rhinoceros.

by Gskills18 December 29, 2019

Staffment

Staffment is a clear expression of staffing in speech or writing.

In a meeting with my managers, I had to make a staffment about my performance in the neutral gender bathroom.

by Scar1ett May 11, 2020

Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.

Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!

by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020

swafflle

When you beat you meat in a jar of mayonnaise

"Dude I was at my girls house last night and I swafflled in her mayonnaise"

by Reeobot June 20, 2020

Swaff

A good looking outfit

Yo that outfit lilooks pretty swaff u know

by Wagsham September 6, 2020