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Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.
Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?
by drjepsen July 28, 2012
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Mr. Sess

A Philadelphia based Danchall/reggea artist. Recognized for the song "the Chrip song".
Sess mr.sess Mr. Sess cess sessamill Sess a mill phila philadelphia philly philly dancehall Mr.cess Mr. Cess dancehall artist weed marajana sess242 lady merk Peaches and herb shake your groove thing family till death philadelphis danchall
by Mr. Sess August 21, 2010
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session

A period of time during which one gets completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol.
(usually Jack Daniels or six-for-a-fiver)
This can be done whilst listening to CDs or watching DVDs.
A session lasts up to three days and three nights in length. When a session reaches this threshold it officially becomes a bender.
'Great session man, I'm so trashed I'll have to call in sick tomorrow!'
by Katherine23 April 27, 2006
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skession

the idea of having a bad or very hurendous/horrid skateboarding session. you may not have landed a trick at all or you may not be anywhere near to being ' good '. you may land tricks that ' sketch ' out such as reverting on simple tricks like 180's and also slapping your nose or tail on ledges. this is not clean skating. this is a session gone bad, being turned into a skession.
Paul: im going to bust this sick tre off earl haig.
Ivan: ok.
Paul: ewwwww, did you see that? i landed sooooo sketch.
Ivan: that was horrid.
(a day later)...
Ivan: hey paul, remember your skession yesterday? haha
Paul: yeah...aha!
by Ivan Prytkov April 6, 2006
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specs

The physical attributes of an individual which contribute to their sex appeal.
Bob: Man, that chick is hot!
Alice: With those specs, I'd have every man in this town pitching a tent, and I don't mean the portable shelter which is stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.
by blinkybill December 28, 2005
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sessy

A sexy and sassy individual. Someone who is attractive and has attitude to boot.
Even while pregnant, Jessica Alba is muy sessy.
by MamaDee March 13, 2008
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joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.
"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)
by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006
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