home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005

Special Fried Rice

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

by Biomech April 4, 2010

Friday Night Special

The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.

Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.

by Fronk the Tank July 23, 2007

Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.

"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".

by bevo2284 August 14, 2011

special friends

and guy and girl that hang out, date, sleep together but are not in a "relationship"

Has all the benefits of a relationship without the serious committment

"Oh him, he's not my boyfriend he's just my special friend...."

by Leggs May 13, 2005

velez special

Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.

I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.

by Choiback June 28, 2006

Species

The general term used to describe someone who is extremely weird/abnormal

Guy 1: "Dude I heard that guy fucked an apple pie"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's an absolute species."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015