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Specieist 

A person that is against a certain species;
Some specieists are against homo sapiens humans
Some are against canis lupus wolves; some are against Feline Domesticus cats; they can also be against any other species.

Some people are just specieist against animals; which basically just means they dont like those animals or they are afraid of them. This is typically not a very damaging form of this.

Some people are specieist against other humans. This REALLY sucks for them; because they are SOOO missing out. These people generally have very low IQ's and are usually found in rural areas.

Worst of all, Some kids have to live with parents who are specieist against humans; and this can do much damage to these poor children's lives. Parents speiciest against humans will not let their children see other humans often; therefore these children end up very socially slow and in many cases; saddened.
Sammie: Yo why would your parents say such mean things about me behind my back?
Chrissa: Don't worry about it. They're just specieist against homo sapiens.
Specieist by tranceaholicind July 26, 2009
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Elite preferred species. 

An Elite preferred species is somebody who selects their preferred species as an Elite instead of Spartan. The term Elite preferred species is often used as a slur by players who have their preferred species as Spartan.
Player playing as an Elite: *makes a valid point in an argument*
Player playing as a Spartan: "Shut the fuck up, Elite preferred species."

ur species feces 

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.
Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

Closed Species 

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.
Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
Closed Species by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020
A person who is prejudiced to a certain species.
"Man, Sloppy was being such a specist, he was totally kicking that sloth's ass just coz he isn't a turtle."
specist by Sloppy Sailor April 20, 2006

Interior/Exterior Specialist 

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.
Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!

species fluid 

Species fluid is an identity best described as a dynamic mix of human and another species. A person who is species fluid may always feel like a mix of human and another species, but may feel more human some days and more other species other days.
Species fluid is not beastiality.
Some mornings I wake up and feel like a cat. I put on ears and hiss at strangers.

Some mornings I wake up and feel like Susan and go to my job at the bank. I am species fluid.
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