Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile

Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!

by JDPTURBO May 6, 2024

Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas

I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.

by JDPTURBO May 8, 2024

Smeef

A unilateral linguistic experience; a state of mind.

“Damn bro I’m SO smeefed right now”
“Did you bring the smeef?”
“Can you smeef me later?”

by guanter May 26, 2024

Steffan Higgins

Someone who is so unbelievably gorgeous that no one can comprehend their beauty.

Oh my god, you may as well be Steffan Higgins!

by Wordan Jallace February 27, 2024

Sheffield Steelers

english ice hockey team who are currently en route to winning the league this season. they are the most hated team in the league and they have a rivalry with the nottingham panthers for some reason. usually people refer to them as the squealers, which makes sense

Sheffield Steelers look very likely to win the EIHL this season

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Smiffing

The act of masturbating using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a repeated manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate taxidermy.

"I was smiffing using a rabbit I found on the road by my house"

by slanggod104 February 21, 2025