smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

Smashing Timothy

Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.

AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!

by The Phil cosplayer March 19, 2021

tito smash

When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it

Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash

by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015

curry smash

When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).

Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.

by Xtack August 21, 2016

meteor smash

The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.

*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.

by The Official qwerty February 19, 2018

guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.

"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."

by In Or Around Your Mums Mouth April 23, 2010

banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.

The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.

by Bananas smash March 24, 2017