slappin' salamis

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.

You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)

by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010

Snapping the Banjo

When the banjo string (between the bellend and the forskin) snaps while having sex.

Snapping the banjo- "The man snapped his banjo string last night"

by the one to obey December 6, 2015

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

Suburb Swapping

Moving from one suburb to another

i did sum suburb swapping in my life

by CavZzZ March 11, 2006

banana swapping

the deceitful act of taking another's nice yellow banana off the counter at work & replacing it with your old brown over-ripe one.
If caught, trying to pass it off as an innocent mistake.

Rob: yo Laurie!.... did you take my banana dude?

Laurie: Oh... I must have, I knew I brought a banana in today, I thought that one was mine.

Rob: fuck you... you did not, I am getting sick & tired of your banana swapping!

Les: yeah!

by Lester's TCBBQ January 12, 2009