porn slam

the act of quickly slamming closed the top of your laptop when someone walks in the room to hide that you've been watching porn

When Jack's mom entered the room, he executed the fastest porn slam ever seen.

by NFL JACK October 24, 2011

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

Slamateur

A person who is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

This punk is such a slamateur, he is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

by dangermaus April 20, 2004

Slam Dunk on your Love

When someone breaks your heart.

Bootsy: "Yo, I can't believe she cheated with that dude!"
Stinky Pete: "Sucks man, she straight slam dunked on your love!"
Nuk Nuk: "Yeah that was like a Dr. J windmill slam dunk on your love!"

by Winks! December 4, 2010

Slam Chuglet

Derived from the Canadian 'chug', to describe a native, based on their enthusiasm for anything 'chuggable' ie: listerine, windshield wiper fluid etc. and the American 'slampiglet' used to describe a female that everyone will screw, and no one wants to admit to screwing.
Generally used in regards to a native or half native female who (surprisingly considering how ugly they usually are) inspires a male to make sweet fuck to her.

I figured after three or four bottles of windex, that slam chuglet was about ready to hope on my dick like it was a rusty ski do, and swerve off into the sunset.

by Bocat Jones March 27, 2011

Slam Runk

A basketball move that shows the movement of Jumping in the air a teammate, grabbing your feet, propelling you upward, and making you purposely miss the basket.

"Hey Coach, did you see that Slam Runk I did on the court the other day? It totally fooled the other team huh!"

by Eavan July 9, 2017

Shamful

Something that is both a scam and shameful

What Trump did today was shamful

by Vcsm August 25, 2018