real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

tituation

noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.

bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs

by paulverlander May 25, 2010

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

sination

Supporters of the Greek/Albanian rapper Sin Boy

i am part of #sination. SIn boy forever

by joseong January 28, 2022

Situationship

When two people can't have a relationship because of difficult circumstances.

You have a whole situationship going on.

by BHALEY SMITH December 1, 2021

lituation

It’s a culmination of several lit things happening at once.

You go to the bodega and a chicken cutlet is half off and they give you a free bag of chips and an Arizona because they know you. That’s a lituation.

by stevesweatpants January 6, 2015

sidation

Sidation is what you need when chaotic and pandemonium like situations arise. This normally happens in the house when children are being bad, the house is extrememly messy and the afro bearing mother is present and extremely stressed out.

"c'mon you lot we need some sidation in here!"
"I need some sidation, this place is a tip!"

by Sarahgemma January 20, 2008