As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.
by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010
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Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .
A real FLIP FUCK.
Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .
A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.
As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.
I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.
I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
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when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.
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"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."
by Matt HT May 12, 2008
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Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
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Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
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It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi
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