Science

(n)
1. knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through the scientific method and concerned with the physical world and its phenomena

Oh, how i hate physical science.

I don't understand Dr. Mroteks science class.

by krishna February 27, 2005

Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).

Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012

space robot scientists

Space Robot Scientists was founded in the Spring months of 1998 as a solution for the everchanging musical tastes of the aforementioned cofounders. Space Robot Scientists is a full time ongoing project with 100% musical comittment from its members. We command excellence! We demand high quality results!

I went to see Space Robot Scientists, and they are amazing!

by Andre September 29, 2003

Creation Scientist

Creationist supporters who promote Creationism (a.k.a Intelligent Design)as an alternative form of science.
Creationsim is not Science, but a form of philosphy.

"Those so called Creation Scientist at town meeting were just trying to covertly insert religion into our science text books" Bob said to his 10 year old son.

by ????^_^???? September 1, 2008

science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.

My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

The Science

An Electro Respiratory Ballistic Optimization smoking device, or an ERBO.

"We smoked from The Science!"

"Man, The Science fucked me up."

by Chris M. Flett February 18, 2008

NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010

On May 3rd, 2010, at 11:15:43AM, the NCSSM Science Bowl Team championed the National Science Bowl Tournament at Washington, DC, defeating the defending champions, Mira Loma High School, with a score of 106-52. This moment that went down in history was met with a celebratory uproar in the home school; all NCSSM nerds watching the broadcast hysterically cheered on their fellow nerds in Washington. Facebook was bombarded with congratulatory statuses. The team was composed of Asians and Americans; yes, that's right, there was as much white as yellow and brown. In fact, one white genius on that team answered the majority of the math questions with a rapid accuracy that would traumatize even the bravest Asian opponent. These champions were given a grandiose heroes' welcome home...and faced AP exams before they even dropped their luggage in their dorms.

Due to this great historical event, the term "NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010" is now congruent to regular day-to-day words like "awesome" or "pwnage." Due to being quite a mouthful, the term was abbreviated for casual use to "Akhil," the name of the captain.

What the heck? You got a 2500 on the SAT?! That's ridiculous! That's so -deep breath- NCSSM Science Bowl Team 2010! -exhale-

Student A: Lalala!
Student B: Why are you so happy?
Student A: Oh, nothing much, I was just on TV in front of the entire nation and won a national tournament with a score more than double my opponent's. You know, the usual.
Student B: ...you are so Akhil.

by I'd Rather Not Be Stalked Kthx May 3, 2010