Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017
The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
by UNCOUNTABLE March 18, 2022
A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 November 16, 2017
by A cockmongler September 04, 2016
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
by Broome123 May 16, 2016
The female equivalent to a Kyle.
If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.
by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 04, 2020