rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

by Camwood September 30, 2023

Rentis

Anyone who makes fun of someone with disabilities; someone who can't afford to be saying what they are saying.

Making fun of people who have disabilities is so disrespectful. Stop being a rentis.

Bro just lost his job for being a rentis.
Girl just got kicked out of school for being a rentis

by Therealness4ya October 28, 2023

Gorgio rent boy

a man from portsmouth who betrays the law of good music . Normally found working in empty properties, listening to there nonsey gay music . Tends to get through bags and bags of haribo star mix . handing them out to the local kiddies.

Jj is a gorgio rent boy

by Haribo man July 28, 2013

dope rental

A rental of personal property, such as a car or a bicycle, in exchange for dope.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I use you bicycle to ride to the library to read books and increase my human capital?
Guy 2: Sure, but that is going to cost you ten dollars in dope.

Guy 3: I just witnessed a dope rental.

by Jimbo Moon May 15, 2014

Sick Renter Pull

When you pull a good one. A sick move. A fast one.

Damn dude, sick renter pull!

by Sick tenant August 3, 2019

Conlin Rent Unit

A unit of measure for currency related to rent. This unit is similar to how rent-controlled New York determines value but is a special measurement of success based on someone's proclaimed expenses, as a sign of importance or hierarchy in society.

Generally set at $1000

The more I pay for rent, the lower other expenses relatively become.

I pay $1000 for rent and that hamburger costs $11, that is like .011 Conlin Rent Units (CRU).

I can't afford that, its 2.2 CRU, or $2200

I pay nothing for rent, so my CRU is 0.

by thesexualpunisher September 8, 2020

Dead Rent

Record Label Started in Dublin, Ireland by Kevin Brennan and Nathan Johnston

"Dude, have you heard about Dead Rent Records? That shit is hot. It's a vibe"

by NateDizzlino March 10, 2021