Robert

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.

Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018

Robbery Sex

When a robber Comes in your house and has sex with you.

Anika gramson I had robbery sex last night!

by Myleigh gramson January 31, 2019

robert wood

A cool guy 😎

Please vote yes to Robert wood

by Bobet fish March 22, 2020

Robert

A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.

He looks so cool he must be a "Robert".

by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021

sock robber

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)

See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la

by Louskilou July 25, 2018

Robert Green

Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.

Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.

Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?

Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.

Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!

Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?

by Mochabear June 15, 2010

craddle robber

someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.

"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"

by Huy L. March 4, 2007