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ripped

I just smoked 14 joints and drank 67 beers. I am ripped!
by Lexicon Master September 15, 2003
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Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.
"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)
by Jason Whittle April 24, 2008
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Take her, she's ripe

A phrase commonly used to describe the action of fucking a girl who recently turned legal; 18 years of age. Like a fruit reaching prime ripeness.
Dude, that chick just turned 18. Take her, she's ripe!
by riddle me that July 22, 2010
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Angle raped

1. Particularly with respect to girls; when a girl looks as though she would be a legitimate fuck but you are only offered an angle grotesquely misrepresenting the final product, i.e., the booty call experience.

2. The effect caused by watching a picture of a girl not taken in direct sunlight, showing all of her naked body.
"Dude, I got angle raped yesterday! I called this bitch I had been flirting with on facebook. Her pic managed to conceal what should've been written on her forehead. Namely: FAT CUNT! And duuude, the girl had stretch marks like a thirty year old to boot!"
by Oldfaggot July 3, 2009
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Getting ripped tonight

by Your bae halla ;) June 2, 2021
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ripped off

This is when you are expecting a lare sum of money from your parents for working all summer, and you dont get any of it because your parents dont love you.
Jon H: hey it is time for my money.
Lisa H: I think not.
Bob H: You got owned Jon
Jon H: Man i got ripped off.
by roettger May 28, 2006
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ripped

1. Having well defined muscles.
2. The state of being drunk.
3. Having inhaled deeply from a bong.
4. To fart.
1. That guy is all ripped up, he must be juicing!
2. Mike Hunt was drinking way too much at that party, he was totally ripped!
3. Dang, did you see the look in his eyes when he ripped that last hit?!
4. I was with my girl last night and her eyes started to water after I ripped a juicy one!
by Dave G-Spot September 15, 2003
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