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ride me

A sexual position where the lower person (usually a guy) lays on its back and is erect and the person on top has inserted the erect member in her or himself inside themselves and "rides" the lower person. If the insertee is familiar with cowboy culture they can yell out "ride em cowboy!" sometimes wearing a cowboy hat to enhance the rodeo effect. The lower person is usually a male, but lesbian sex is known to have something similar. A woman could conceivably be the lower member if she were to wear a strap-on and hold it in place.
Gee Dale! Ride me cowgirl! I am Roy Rogers, remember?!"
by ArnoldZiffel November 20, 2013
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mustache ride

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"
by Reliquium May 31, 2004
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BMW rider

Pfffft, check this idiot out... he probably rides either A) A Harley or B) A crotch rocket. There is no good reason to not ride a BMW. For instance, to answer the question, heated seats and grips are required when you ride in Midwest falls and winters, and hard luggage for when it rains. BMWs are on the road rain or shine - not like sissy rocket ricers who have to wait for perfect weather to uncover their bike. Harleys are just as awesome as Beamers unless you want your engine to rattle off the frame every week and want to schedule a tune up every month.
Get a BMW K12LT, K12GT, or R12RT and actually ENJOY owning your bike like all the other BMW riders.
by BMW Guy September 11, 2006
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horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.
sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY
by your mom March 3, 2004
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Rider

A gal that likes to climb on top and bounce on your erect penis
Gina is a great kisser and amazing in bed. I had no idea that she was a rider
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Windy Bus Ride

The act of sticking your erect penis out of the side of the bus. You can achieve this by either drilling a hole in the side of the bus or by sticking your penis out the window.
Man I just had a Windy Bus Ride, feels good man.
by Windy-Busrider April 29, 2009
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ride 'em cowgirl

Meant to refer to a girl-on-top position in which the woman is "riding" her man.
Jamie's friends all told her to ride 'em cowgirl when they heard that she had tried a new sexual position.
by Georgiagirl March 30, 2004
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