Captain Morgans' Revenge

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.

1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

by Johannarin October 23, 2011

Sweet revenge

Sending chocolate or sweets to your ex several times after breaking up. In the beginning they think you miss them and want them back. Then at the end of the month they are an extra twenty pounds.

After she was caught making out with his boss, he took sweet revenge, watching her grow as his co workers teased him.

by Gakkuri January 15, 2010

revertigo

a phenomenon where when you're around people from your past, you start behaving like them.

"Robin, your revertigo is really starting to affect your work."

by J. Jamieson April 21, 2008

Poseidons Revenge

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.

(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.

by d-blip April 7, 2008

Gandhi's revenge

Noun. A stomach upset, and subsequent diarrhoea

I feel and look like complete and utter shit. Must be Gandhi's revenge.

by Vivector February 3, 2004

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

First said by Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803). He originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. Quoted in Kill Bill Vol. 1 as being an old Klingon Proverb

"Why did you brutally murder all of the people who killed your unborn baby?"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

by ben dub May 15, 2007

Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009