People's justification for existence, system of belief that validates and explains life. Said people then proceed to disagree upon the details of the faith and blow each other up.
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by Suze Boo October 13, 2004
Get the Religion mug.When you have fans making the pilgrimage to Graceland every January 8 (Elvis birthday) and August 16, singing his songs and holding candlelight vigils and owning as much Elvis items and memorabilia as possible, visiting his grave, holding a seance to contact his spirit, or maybe even believing that he is still alive, and practically making him into a god, then this is no mere fan club - it's a religion.
Roxanne has all of Elvis Presley's albums - LP, casette, CD - VHS and DVD versions of all his movies and TV specials, drives a car decorated with pictures of the King and festooned with licence plates that feature the name "Elvis" , has her bedroom walls and ceiling decorated with posters, pictures, paint-by-number portraits, news clippings and concert ticket stubs (she's seen him live 50 times!) as well as a music box styled in the likeness of you-know-who and so on. This is an example of a devotee of the Elvis religion. In the Living Colour song "Elvis is Dead" Little Richard makes a guest appearance and says that "Elvis was a great performer" and was "electrifying" and that we should "let him rest". Amen.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007
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+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004
Get the religion mug.Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.
by Ryan November 9, 2003
Get the Religion mug.by JMcFly June 5, 2005
Get the religion mug.A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:
A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.
A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.
A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.
A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.
A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.
And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.
A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.
A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.
A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.
A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.
And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
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Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."
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by Jrayk October 20, 2006
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