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on some real shit...

A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment.
Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends when u realize ur late for class u would say something like: Yall niggaz be trippin, but on some real shit... I gotta go cause I'm about to be late.
by Jasmine Moore aka Peach June 11, 2006
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this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
by dirt nap January 8, 2008
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reality tv

if reality tv was a person i would kill it...but first i would rip its eyes out and make it look at itself.
by odd_jackal October 6, 2003
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Real woman

A real woman is a woman of virtue. She allows the man to have his authoritarian role, but also doesn’t allow anyone to walk over her and diminish her value and what she brings to the table. A real woman understands that there is a two player part in what a man and woman can build together, as a unit. I wrote this because when I first researched what a “real woman” is, I was hurt and felt disrespected because all that came up were references to a woman’s physical body. I find that extremely degrading because when I researched what a “real man” was there was absolutely nothing about his body. And everything about personal characteristics and all. And people wonder why women get upset and think men don’t actually value a woman as a person.
She’s a real woman. She’s everything.
by A real woman August 4, 2020
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Reality Check

Finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.
Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!

Man 2: Reality check

Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right
by Grand Tissue Box January 2, 2013
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reality tv

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
by AYB May 17, 2003
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real rap

It signifies seriousness; means your dead serious about something or a situation.
Yo I'm gonna beat that nigga the fuck up yo, Real Rap!!!
by Boland February 15, 2007
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