Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

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Rest In Peach Croissant

Dank af.

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.

by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018

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pelicans rest

The place all party goers end up when they are a bit long in the beak.

Party animals Turn and Jurn are finally settled in pelicans rest.

Not chicks anymore.

by Jurn2227 May 28, 2018

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resting gamer face

the ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game

(blank stare and mouth breathing)

oh no, jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024

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Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025

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