Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

The Red Ricky

The Red Ricky is when you bone a girl in the shower while she is on her period.

Guy 1: Yo I heard Eric The Red Ricky with Meg last week.
Guy 2: Awe dude that's wicked. What an absolute pussy slayer.

by slatt223 April 29, 2020

Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

Broke Red

Angry southern rant, often followed by violence and a trip to the emergency room.

That sum' bitch said Dale Earnhardt could't win, so I took off my shirt an' broke red on his ass.

by Cefwyn October 20, 2011

Red Mangus

A scrumptious cafè serving savory smoothie flavors and recovery shakes.

I needed a Chicken-69 smoothie from Red Mangus after that IM practice.

by RedMangusEmployee October 19, 2021

red tire

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex

Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

by chinese boyfriend June 2, 2021

red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008