queef rod 

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.

I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.

queef rod by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018

queef's whisper 

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

queef's whisper by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

queef salad 

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

queef salad by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Queef Grenade 

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

Queef Grenade by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Queef Pouch 

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

Queef Pouch by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed

Queef taco by Queef God January 13, 2017

Queef stack 

When the pussy is so dry that when it farts it blows out a plume of dust.

I had been banging this chick from behind so long that when I pulled out she let out a large queef stack.

Queef stack by Whatarod71 January 25, 2017