Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.

John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!

by Devon G January 8, 2017

Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.

Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

queef

a fart from a vagina- nice and simple

nastyairlike a butt fartassnastyfartpussyafter sexqueef

by 5842fj March 13, 2010

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007

queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

by ronnie_e May 16, 2009