by HoodCat2030 November 14, 2021
Get the purse catmug. The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012
Get the Purse of no returnmug. by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015
Get the sloppy pursemug. um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks
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by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025
Get the multidimensional purse aliensmug. An orange that you keep in your purse for an extended amount of time until it becomes it’s most powerful form
by TeaPotTyson December 29, 2023
Get the Purse orangemug. Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.
Your implication is nobody
Your implication is nobody
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
Get the PURSE SNATCHERmug. 