puppy love

Infatuation; a crush

Molly thought she was in love with the hot lifeguard; however, after she discovered that he was an asshole she realized that it had just been puppy love.

by Laur June 24, 2003

puppy love

a young love infatuation similar to a crush.
Puppy love is often one sided and not recipricated.
Called puppy love because of the way ppl feel about cute little puppies until they grow into big dogs.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

by quijibo July 25, 2006

puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

puppuccino

A drink that hipsters and other sissy wimps get for their dogs at Starbucks.

I'd like to order a puppuccino for my Frufru.

by Mako Heero November 10, 2013

Sad Puppy

A male pushover-type who consistently bows down to females. When the Sad Puppy finally gets involved in a relationship, he usually gets dumped in weeks or months, not years. Rarely the initiator of a breakup.

My Ex-boyfriend really loved me but he was such a sad puppy I couldn't stand him after a while. Now I'm with a real asshole and things couldn't be better.

by Dezrespect December 26, 2008

Putin's Puppet

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

by Denim Bucket Sheik February 26, 2018