preston

A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.

dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape

guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.

by Dom Moon May 24, 2007

Preston

An emo kid from G-Ville

Preston's so emo that he would like to hold on a sec emo kids don't like to do anything but mope around and plan for suicide. thats me

by pmn9393 November 6, 2008

Preston Playz

A FUCKING RETARD THAT SELL OUT ONCE PER 20 SECONDS

guy 1 *put on preston playz on the tv*
guy 2 * grab the machine gun and fire it at the tv*

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 26, 2020

prestina

she is the most amazingly beautiful woman to ever walk this earth. she is never scared to stand up in what she belives in. she is strong,smart,sexi,very indapented and a great mother. she i a girl you ex will hate your mother will love and you will never forget. she is the perfect life partner that you could ever ask for. and has beautiful green eyes

i meet this girl prestina lastnight and i will never forget her.

by daddy/jack 10-13-08 February 7, 2010

Preston

A kid who is very depressed and is Mormon. Has a 50% chance to shoot up a school.

That jackass is a Preston.

by Pussylicker98 June 8, 2018

Preston

Usually a big red headed flaming faggot. Loves sucking huge dicks.

That preston loves sucking big monkey penis.

by X_Nigger_X November 3, 2014

prestiged

The act of jizzing on a girls face. Used by bros and nerds alike.

Bro, I totally just prestiged on this chick.

by laxattack53 June 14, 2011