Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

Pepper the poop

To ruin something fun for someone else.

"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."

See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.

by Lunazen November 19, 2010

Creep 'n' Poop

When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.

"My room mate, Olah, creep 'n' pooped on my girlfriend last night due to her rudeness, it smelled."

by Olah June 28, 2012

Spicy Cheeto poop

When you eat hot Cheetos and it inflamitates your butthole while you mudd butt. Its like a volcano exploding out of your anus.

"I just ate a whole bag of cheddar jalapeno cheetos and i took a spicy cheeto poop"
"woah that happened to me this morning! it feels so good and it gives me an orgasm"

by threechinksinapod January 21, 2018

Pop pop p poop

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 14, 2008

Nigga poop

when a black guy takes a big hairy dump and acts like its his child until he is done pooping

wow that was one big nigga poop in there

by Forte222 January 2, 2010