Poomaloof

a trendy urban male with an affection for alcohol and partying. Not to be mistaken with an inner city college student. a Poomaloof can often be found in smoke friendly sports bars, eateries with good drink specials and or massage parlors. A Poomaloof will often claim to be quite knowledgeable in various fields of study however one quickly sees through the facade.

While out drinking last night, I ran into a Poomaloof in a bar and quickly found myself in a heated debate, concerning whoopie goldberg and her 'open relationships'.

by ricky fawn January 13, 2011

Premature Keyjaculation

The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)

Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said

Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??

Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!

Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)

Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!

Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??

facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.

by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011

Prematurely Dropjaculate

When someone drops a college class before the end of the semester/quarter. Causes for premature dropjaculation are many, including: rigorousness of class, a dislike for the professor, or unforeseen obstacles. It is very rare for someone to make it through college without prematurely dropjaculating at least once.

Person 1: Hey, I don't see you in class anymore.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I prematurely dropjaculated.
Person 1: Man, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone at least once.

by Thecanuck April 6, 2011

premature clickation

When you click the mouse before you want to or an uncontrollable tick that clicks on something you didn't want

I was scrolling along when my finger clicked the mouse in a place I didn't choose. Sometimes my index finger double clicks when it shouldn't or clicks prematurely. This is premature clickation

by madlove10 April 12, 2011

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011

Pomanoteches

pronounced: Pom-uh-note-chez

the meaning of pomanoteches is "big baby". This type of baby is not your average baby, this type of child is one that is not fat but he is actually "Big" for his age. a slightly stocky kind of linebacker baby by the time he is six months old. pomanoches are not overweight babies, they are simply just big...

big hands, big, feet, big legs, big belly, big head, big face, just regularly the size of a small toddler before they are even six months of age.

the kind of baby that when people see him all unanimously agree... "wow he's/she's BIG" ... this kind of baby is actually called a pomanoteches.

by step-ummie to a pomanoches May 21, 2011

premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011