To stimulate one's genitals while using the other free hand to rub one's turban pretending it's a hairy boob and fingering one's ear pretending it's a vagina.
by pukiiiiii December 27, 2010
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He totally premature cinejaculated over Transformers when it first out, two weeks later he realized how much it blows.
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The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student
1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
by wismty May 19, 2005
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"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."
by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008
Get the premarital text mug.The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
by Poomoj September 9, 2013
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The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.
Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.
The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.
Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.
by Arpaburch Cup January 17, 2011
Get the Preem mug.In MMOs when you have such a pro healer in your group that they're able to anticipate the damage another character is about to take and initiates a heal before the damage is actually inflicted.
First attributed to Los of Sentinel Guild while pulling massive mob trains in 2Moons.
First attributed to Los of Sentinel Guild while pulling massive mob trains in 2Moons.
1. OMFG WHY AM I DEAD?! WHERE WERE THE PREHEALS?! WTFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
2. Yo preheal me dude man bro I'm about to tank this beastly monster over yonder!
2. Yo preheal me dude man bro I'm about to tank this beastly monster over yonder!
by Nzo October 14, 2008
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