Poo-Foo'd

To be screwed over with or without one's knowledge by some opposing entity. (a.k.a. Skewered in the Butt)

Daniel found out that he had been blacklisted from the video game store without any reason. He could no longer work at ANY of their store's in existence. "Poo-Foo'd", he thought.

by TheAggieHeckler April 15, 2009

poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 20, 2010

poo shivers

When you have to shit so bad you get goose bumps and begin to shake and shiver uncontrollably

"Dude, Jesse, let me out of the car, I have the poo shivers like you wouldn't believe.

"Ginger, thats disgusting."

by Jesse82 July 21, 2006

zoo poo

refers to the odor of human excrement that smells precisely like the gorilla exhibit at your local zoo.

Alex: "Sorry about the bathroom dude ... burritos."
Frank: "You suck. It kinda smells like gorillas."
Alex: "Mexican always gives me zoo poos."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010

poo-juke

When you feel like you need to poop but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. Your poo has "juked" you out, like the L/R-trigger move in Madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by CP3.

Me: "Damn, I thought that I had to take a dump, but when I sat down all that came out were farts..."

Friend: "I hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of pooping."

by Middle Child July 22, 2012

poo it up

to poo it up
the action of pooing it up

"Hey John, poo it up."

by R Rabbit 607 May 9, 2008

Booze Poos

Similar to the hangover shits, but it rhymes. The slippery painful excrement after a long night of drinking. One of the worst feelings is when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you have that pain in your lower abdomen and you know it's coming.

Trademark: Kt_Tonsils

I woke up the next morning, after a long night of drinking, and had the worst booze poos

by Kt_Tonsils January 10, 2017