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Points for Joints

The saints who give $100 to kids who get fined $100 for smoking under an ounce of pot

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Points for Joints saved the day when Carl got busted with pot

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by Tokintony November 24, 2010
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Pointy gay

A gay guy overly obsessed with appearance, usually in pointy shoes. Overly obsessed with putting down others due to a radical lack of self esteem. Pointy nose is optional.
O dear, he's totally judging the room...what a pointy gay
by HourlyAbyss5 July 19, 2014
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five points above

to be fucking retarded beyond reason

also a band
Dude, you are officially five points above after saying that shit.
by Emcee Axel May 1, 2006
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ms points

the points you receive when you purchase items for your Xbox 360. They can be spent, like currency, in the xbox live marketplace, on movies, game demos, trailers, TV shows, and more.
"Dude, i got a new xbox 360 game today!"
"Sweet, what game?"
"Gears of War, and it came with 200 MS points!"
by Cameron Koentopp November 10, 2008
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da points

brilliant, fantastic, awe inspiring, favourable

based on the tremendous performance by golfer Darren Andrew Points at the Nationwide Tour's Northeast Pennsylvania Classic back in june 2004.
oh man! that shot was da points!

"don't you just love cous cous?"

"yeah man, cous cous is da points!"
by Dave Shearn April 3, 2007
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Monkey Points

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey
Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.
by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008
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Pussy Points

Extra credit points - Points for those who are too weak to earn points when tests/assignments are given to them the first time.
Person 1: "Yes! I got a 95 on my math test!"
Person 2: "Dude you got a 40 on the actual test, but the teacher gave you 55 pussy points because you went begging to him."
by dickey6969 May 27, 2017
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