sneeze and please

When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.

***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***

*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze

by JP Roland November 25, 2007

pessimist

Descriptive Noun. Second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

Janey the Pessimist says, "I'm pretty sure that the gunmakers won't have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so."

by seeker6079 October 27, 2005

Pleasant Park

A good place to get your cheeks clapped or your salad tossed.

I just got my salad tossed at pleasant park.

by AidzAreFunny September 25, 2018

Trigga Please!

A handy phrase, commonly used to counter his extensive sentences, which causes Trigger to glare at the offending student in consternation.

"Hillary Clinton will - write this down - will win the general election!"
"Trigga please! Last time you said Giuliani."

by Senioritis February 14, 2008

purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.

a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

by george lawford September 15, 2008

Couldn't create that product. Please try again.

i wonder what word you were trying to buy as a mug...

person: i want a mug
person: (writes racial slur)
website: mug (with the slur)
person: *clicks*
website: "Couldn't create that product. Please try again."
person (you): what does that mean?
welcome. that is why you're here.

by sheaALT October 8, 2022

pleasure palace

The part of a lady that, as Kid Kudi references is 'a place below your navalette, that you keep so moist, like a towelette.' Classic kudi. Aka a ladies pleasure palace. Aka the vagine, The Deli Counter, The Temple of Doom etc etc.

Woman: I was in the bath thinking about you earlier...
Man: Oh yeahhhh, did you pay a visit to your Pleasure Palace?
Woman: Hell yes I did!

by Bigknobjockey25 February 12, 2012