prevert

A young pervert or pervert-in-the-making

Sometimes, young teenage boys are referred to as "preverts" because they are not mature enough to be called a full pervert.

by chocolatio June 23, 2007

pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.

Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.

by 90trunk April 15, 2015

pervervious

to think like a perv or have a sexual perverted thought.

He was having one pervervious thought after another

by Alliesondra April 13, 2007

Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017

prevert

a term often used to describe an adult imbecile (with a displaced libido) with a fetish for underage girls usually of asian descent.

A prevert is usually between the ages of 30-40, fat, lazy, on medication, balding, caucasian, perhaps with a small penis, and has a "thing" for underage Asian girls.

by mr. buggs October 1, 2004

Grand Old Perverts

Grand Old Perverts is the modern description for the three letter initialization for the Republican party GOP.

You know it's really become apparent that what was the Grand Old Party has become nothing but a collection of "Grand Old Perverts.

by ilookmarvlus July 18, 2019