patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Patchouli

The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"

I'd rather she wore chipotle than patchouli.

by John TD September 17, 2010

pacho

Ones nick name for the person with the name Pedro
aka paco pacho

yo pacho STFU and pass the blunt before it goes out ho

by BEENIE KNOWS OHHHHHH March 5, 2008

pachoochoo

Alternative word to pussy. Pachoochoo is often used to describe a tight vagina that should not be tampered with.

"I'm drinking tonight."
"No, you can't get drunk!"
"Why?"
"Cause then some ugly guy is gonna try to touch your pachoochoo!"

by MTHRFCKNG December 16, 2008

Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003

tobacco patch

a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.

"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004