pastasexual

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

grape panta

It is Kokichi Ouma's favorite drink he drank it when no one else did.
What a trooper.

Kokichi: My favorite drink is grape panta.
Shuichi: Dont you mean Fanta?
Kokichi: DiD I sTuDeR?

by K0KICHI_SIMP November 25, 2020

Pastaface

A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.

Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."

by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022

Pastalytize

1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er

On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.

by Rev. Dr. Biko January 8, 2013

Panta

A fiction drink/soda from the game Danganronpa V3. It’s pretty much grape Fanta but the company Spike Chunsoft doesn’t want to be copyrighted. *it never really shows up in the game execpt on a character named Kokichi Omas official art* Kokichi never mentions panta in the game.

Nigga this panta taste mad good

by Hair inside my crack February 8, 2020

pastachios

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

by Davethandd May 19, 2017

Pantaloon

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.

person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.

by that fangirl February 13, 2018