Paki intel

Used to describe a situation where you feel like you're the last to hear about an event, a piece of interesting information, etc.

Man, Shelly's having one of her crazy strip costume parties THIS Saturday?? Man I got Paki intel on that and had no idea - I already made plans to go to see the Monster Truck Rally.

by jwadsworth May 28, 2011

Parking like a Pakistani

When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk

James totally parked his car like a pakistani.

There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?

I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.

by Deshi71 September 14, 2010

Paki Sweat

Slang word for non/Unknown branded Coca-cola / Soda.
Usually sold in corner shops owned by Pakistani's.
The liquid being black / brown, and doesn't taste nothing like the branded type, such as Coke or Pepsi.

'John' Oi blud, get us a bottle of paki sweat...

'Kurt' Got 20p then you skank?

by Zoikes April 21, 2009

Waki Paki Wednesday

Waki Paki Wednesday, is a day in the week in which, 1. a pakistani person creates and up-roar in a Major department store.

"It must be waki paki wednesday, that paki is crazy bout them camel skinned chaps."

"Did you smell that?"
"What?"
"That fuckin curry smell"
"MUST BE WAKI PAKI WEDNESDAY!!"

"I cant wait until WAKI PAKI WEDNESDAY"

Who is working tonight???

Oh snap it is that paki, Must be wacky packi Wednesday, get ready for some curry.

by IamYibbles December 8, 2009

pakistan

Pakistan's cricket team fixed matches in the Cricket World Cup, and as this scandal was about to become public, they took care of Bob Woolmer (Pakistani cricket team coach) before he could open his mouth. They left Jamaica without any persecution and in order to show their innocence they held a memorial for him!

Shame on the Pakistani cricket team, who cheated and caused a loss of life!

by truemannn April 20, 2007

pakilicious

An incredibly good looking paki.

Dude, your mom is pakilicious!

by paki boy January 8, 2007

pakistan

A country where every 8 minutes a woman is raped or gang raped.

In Pakistan most of the crimes committed in a village are handled by the village elders. They often order the rape of a woman from the family of the accused. The verdict is then carried out by mostly more than five male from the victims village.

by saddd April 8, 2007