pnwed

To pwn someone so hard you can no longer type properly.

Me: I totally pnwed ur ass!!1
You: Pnwed?

by Tom teh Pom April 24, 2008

pwoned

to be owned, or showed up by another. As an alternative spelling of powned, pwoned takes on a 'haxor' computer user overtone. Assumedly the creative spelling emulates a keyboarding mistake.

Most often used as an exclamation. Also used like " Here's the link to the file you said didn't exist, heh, you got pwoned!"

by trixie March 9, 2004

pwnds

An elite (leet/1337) speak (speek) plural past participle of the commonly used gaming word "pwnd" (To destroy/kill/beat an opponent)
Pwnds is having owned (pl) where Pwnd is having owned (sing) and where Pwn is to own.

"You got pwnds noob!!1"
"I was on CS:S yesterday and thx to me the whole of CT got pwnds!!"

by Lee Gildemeester June 11, 2008

lol-pwnd

Combination of the two internet phrases "lol" and "pwnd" in somewhat of a parodying way.
Used basically in the same way as "pwnd" or "owned".
Pronounce each letter of the acronym "L.O.L.", and the whole thing is pronounced back to back as if it were one word ("L.O.L.-powned")

Shadow: "Whoa. He killed me in one hit!"
Blaze: "lol-pwnd."

by BLAZE the Infernal January 5, 2008

pwnced

The result of a person pouncing on an unsuspecting victim, accidentally causing bodily harm.

Guy 1: What happened to Rick?
Guy 2: While he wasn't looking, his girlfriend pounced on him, and he fell and broke his ribs.
Guy 1: Ooph, he got pwnced.

by cdizzub January 13, 2009

ponedemonium

The act of tweens using the word {poned} at an accelerated rate after hearing it on disneychannel.

girl: omg! demi lovato got poned by this girl who poned miley cyrus after being poned!
me: WTF?This is ponedemonium!

by Goobers～;) August 17, 2009

pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.

Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.

by TissPee September 19, 2009