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sloppy purse

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.
by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015
mugGet the sloppy pursemug.

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.
"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"
by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025
mugGet the Egg salad pursemug.

shepherd's purse

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.
by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018
mugGet the shepherd's pursemug.

Hot Purse

When a man pulls his girlfriend’s pussy lips over his mouth like it’s a cpr mask.
“Bro, last night I gave my lady a hot purse.”
by Peach04 July 31, 2025
mugGet the Hot Pursemug.

PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.
Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021
mugGet the PURSE.mug.

PURSE MODEL

This is amazing as THE MAN , and THE SUPPORT as they recommend , TAKE THE EVENT of any where the LACK happened.
Hey I took out of FULL RESPECT and I am doing it now all the definitions of LACKING the PURSE MODEL is those PURSE DEFINITIONS which incredulously speaking THE URBAN DICTIONARY has become nothing short of an ORACLE OF SAN FRANCISCO where you can do anything with it.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
mugGet the PURSE MODELmug.

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.
I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.
by Babe Sapien June 6, 2016
mugGet the hot sauce in my pursemug.

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