scrotem pole

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.

your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!

by Benerd December 28, 2005

polerag

the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.

That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.

by Comrade Plasternasty January 3, 2009

pole technician

a stripper in a gentleman's club

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."

by Rhoward August 19, 2009

pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!

by sbo April 28, 2011

pole pounder

(1) A dude who likes other dudes in the wrong way. (2) A homosexual male.

Ooh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot pole pounder!

by sbo May 16, 2011

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

proletarian banquet

when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour

since i work in a warehouse, I was invited to a proletarian banquet last week.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2015